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By Eileen Bowers
I was settin’ at this restaurant
When the waiter came up and said, “What do you want?”
I looked at the menu — it looked so nice.
Till he said, “Let me give you some advice.”
He said, “Spaghetti and potatoes got too much starch,
Pork chops and sausage are bad for your heart.
There’s hormones in chicken and beef and veal,
Bowl of ravioli is a dead man’s meal.
Bread’s got preservatives, there’s nitrates in ham,
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